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Impacted Penis 

When you plan on being out sick and you have one of those bosses that always wants to know what's wrong. Guaranteed that they will never ask again. Not sure what it is, but it sounds painful.

I'm not gonna make it to work today, I'm sick.
What's wrong?

I have an Impacted Penis.
Impacted Penis by dysangel March 8, 2009

impacted fist twirl 

where u sit on fist and spin faster than a twirling mary go round
damn nigga the wya she impacted fist twirl me was faster than that horsey

honkai impacted 

When a major character gets killed off in the story canon but remains playable coined from the game honkai impact
Oh yeah i love Venti from genshin impact but im afraid hes going to be honkai impacted

Justice-impacted individuals

Only in liberal California do you call jailed criminals justice-impacted individuals. In the rest of regular society we call them incarcerated inmates.

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026