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monogram 

a casual way of asking for one gram of weed
"How much are you buying?"-drug dealer
"I'd like to buy a monogram." -buyer
monogram by KWPHML November 18, 2011

monogram 

v: to place one's initials on the body (usually chest) of a girl using her own menstrual fluid. Typically done when the girl does not notify the man that she is on her period.

n: the act of or displaying of such an action
I was fingering Shirley last night and she didn't tell me she was riding the rag. So, I had to monogram her.
monogram by Mark Lawson July 30, 2008

Monogrammar 

A language with 1 grammar rule ➊📜 or the concept of speaking with 1 grammar rule ➊📜. ❗️❓️
Host in a Far Away Land: "This is my buddy Dave. He will show you to your room. Dave is an animal 🐕️ that can only understand monogrammar"

Guest: "What is monogrammar?" 💭 ❗️❓️

Host: "The simple form of language, you use to speak to non-sapient beings, like your pet dogs 🐕️, and them to you"

Guest: "You can speak to your animals 🐕️?" 💭 ❗️❓️

Host: "You cannot?" 💭 ❗️❓️

Guest: 😵 💫

Host: 😵 💫
Monogrammar by 1grammar March 8, 2023

car monogram 

Made for sorority girls that find their bath mats, clothes, purses and robes were not enough to monogram; and so they put their initials in swirly letters on their car. Basically they want the male sex to know that they are like super cute and their initials look really good in swirly pink letters on their volvo.
becky: " oh my gawd did you see shelly just got herself a car monogram too"

chrissy: " oh my gawd yah I mean shes not even in like a sorority i guess all the cool girls are getting them now"
car monogram by ahndrayah August 8, 2009

Tiny Tulip Monograms 

A cute website with great monogrammed gifts for all of my friends and family. From baby stuff to purses & totes, it's awesome, and the prices are really great. The polka dot glasses & cups are really neat. Check it out!!
Tiny Tulip Monograms