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Leatherback 

A sunkissed cougar - usually from Florida or Arizona - with the orange, leathery skin that comes from decades of sipping margaritas in the sun while your husband is either working or cheating on you. Whether divorced or unhappily married, the rarely elusive Leatherback has an insatiable thirst for the exact same type of young man that left her sexually satisfied and emotionally bankrupt during her college years. Usually a good time, and always totally depraved, taking down a Leatherback is a great window into the world of neglected, alcoholic Gold-Diggers whose looks are teetering on the brink of completely running out.
Chad: "You see that pack of Leatherbacks over by the bar, bro?"

Brad: "Oh Shit dude - I'm pretty sure that's Stifler's Mom and her friends!"

Chad: "Well I guess we have no other choice then, do we?"

Brad: "Even if we did, I'm sure those ladies are twice as easy - and likely twice as fun - as any group of young chicks here.

Hell, they'll probably even buy OUR drinks!"

Chad: "Leatherbacking it is, sir - This is why I am proud to call you my friend"

*Both Chad and Brad chug their beers and walk over to the thirsty pack of Leatherbacks who've been eyeing them all night*
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leatherback 

A leatherback is a woman who has extremely masculine and broad shoulders with the skin of a reptile.
Wow! Chyna from WWF really looks like a leatherback in that tight outfit.
leatherback by O.G. Smiley August 5, 2009

leatherback turtle 

When the girl is lying on her front and the man 'blows his load' all over her then dives on her and swims like a turtle in his own jizz.
"Me and Linda did the leatherback turtle last night, took my forever to get the cum off my chest hair."

Leatherbag

1. (n) The lower portion of the male reproductive organ, often used in procreation; occasionally used to recreationally burnish another individual's face.

2. (v) A professional wrestling move involving the use of the scrotal area as an offensive weapon; often from great attitude, targeting an individual's face.
1. Hey Jimmy! Run that leatherbag that over that 120 grit sandpaper!

2. "OH MY GOD! He's going to the top rope!" "That's right Jimmy! He's gonna leatherbag 'em!"
Leatherbag by stilllife86 February 28, 2019

Leatherfaced 

The action of a person that prevents you from getting

off the hook.
Man,I had to totally pay her back.She leatherfaced me!!!
She wasn’t having it.

Leatherface

A badass motherfucker with a chainsaw. Do NOT fuck with him.
Leatherface will chop off your leg and shove it up your ass!
Leatherface by R. Kemp February 8, 2005

leatherneck 

Slang term for a US Marine. Derived from early days of the Corps when the upright collar of the uniform was made of leather to ward off sword strikes.
"The Flying Leathernecks" A John Wayne movie depicting Marine aviators in WWII.
leatherneck by dave wojta October 28, 2003