Leatherback
A sunkissed cougar - usually from Florida or Arizona - with the orange, leathery skin that comes from decades of sipping margaritas in the sun while your husband is either working or cheating on you. Whether divorced or unhappily married, the rarely elusive Leatherback has an insatiable thirst for the exact same type of young man that left her sexually satisfied and emotionally bankrupt during her college years. Usually a good time, and always totally depraved, taking down a Leatherback is a great window into the world of neglected, alcoholic Gold-Diggers whose looks are teetering on the brink of completely running out.
Chad: "You see that pack of Leatherbacks over by the bar, bro?"
Brad: "Oh Shit dude - I'm pretty sure that's Stifler's Mom and her friends!"
Chad: "Well I guess we have no other choice then, do we?"
Brad: "Even if we did, I'm sure those ladies are twice as easy - and likely twice as fun - as any group of young chicks here.
Hell, they'll probably even buy OUR drinks!"
Chad: "Leatherbacking it is, sir - This is why I am proud to call you my friend"
*Both Chad and Brad chug their beers and walk over to the thirsty pack of Leatherbacks who've been eyeing them all night*
Brad: "Oh Shit dude - I'm pretty sure that's Stifler's Mom and her friends!"
Chad: "Well I guess we have no other choice then, do we?"
Brad: "Even if we did, I'm sure those ladies are twice as easy - and likely twice as fun - as any group of young chicks here.
Hell, they'll probably even buy OUR drinks!"
Chad: "Leatherbacking it is, sir - This is why I am proud to call you my friend"
*Both Chad and Brad chug their beers and walk over to the thirsty pack of Leatherbacks who've been eyeing them all night*
Leatherback by Gutters by the Dozen (1) January 20, 2020
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