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Vagisilly 

Of, like, or pertaining to chick 'humor,' which isn't really funny, because chicks are genetically incapable of being funny.
"Chelsea Handler is hilARious!"
"Nah, that bitch is Vagisilly."

"That show 'Whitney' is funny as hell!"
"Nah, that shit is Vagisilly."
Vagisilly by Misogyny69 October 27, 2012

Wet Vagilly 

A Wet Vagilly is similar to a Wet Willy, except that instead of using saliva to lubricate the finger before it goes into someone's ear, the finger is wet with vaginal lubrication. Vagilly is a portmanteau of the words "Vagina" and "Willy."
Aaron: If you don't get out of bed, I'm going to give you a Wet Willy!
Trina: You better not, if you do, I'm going to give you a Wet Vagilly, and you don't want that, because I'm very aroused right now.
Aaron: Ok, you win...that's nasty.
Wet Vagilly by The Green Hornet October 16, 2008
Cunt Cream

Nothing else but pure twat relif

lovely
OOF! barbera, i had a nasty itch but this cunt cream seems to have sorted it

oh really? whats it called

umm... vagisil
vagisil by Loserboy (richard rees) September 10, 2008
Taken orally to decrease brain cells. Also, Eric Cartmans NASCAR sponsor.
Commercial: When a woman isn't feeling her freshest, she turns to Vagisil

Cartman: Goddammit another Vagisil commercial!!?

Commercial: .......to stop feminie itching and relieve vaginal odors.

Butters: All those ladies have stinky vaginas?!
Vagisil by ThaBigCheesy October 12, 2010

vagisil wheels 

this is the term used to describe a driver that is resourceful and can slip out of any sticky driving situation. The drivers slick driving eases discomfort not only for the other driver, but for passengers and everyone involved in the near fatal encounter.
Wow!! what a manuever that was, that dude has vagisil wheels.
vagisil wheels by mexicanfoodstamp November 17, 2009

Wet Vagilly 

Similar to a wet willy except that instead of licking your finger to get it wet, you stick it in a woman's vagina to get your finger lubricated. Then you stick your finger in her ear like a wet willy.
I was rolling around naked with my girlfriend, and then all of a sudden she said she didn't feel like having sex. I was pissed, so I stuck my finger in her coochie and quickly gave her a wet vagilly to teach her a lesson.
Wet Vagilly by The Green Hornet October 27, 2008