sausage slam 

A lively session of sex0ring; A hard fuck.

She got the sausage slam last night.

sausage slam by mr_z April 24, 2006

sausage slam 

sex using processed meat products.

Late at night, Beverly loved a sausage slam with Jimmy Dean.

sausage slam by pappapitt December 10, 2006

Sausage Slam 

An alternative to punching someone in the face. When angered, your dick can also be used as a weapon: just whip it out, get hard, then run into whatever part of someone you would like to cripple.

Biff: "Your sister's a whore!"
Charlie: "Get ready to receive a sausage slam!"

Sausage Slam by DennisLeary July 25, 2009

sausage slammer 

A fucking Peter puffer or a no good dick sucker. Can be found looking for assless chap's and pink thongs.

Hey look out it that sausage slammer Donald hide your cock and run.

sausage slammer by Mr rumplenuts April 19, 2017

Pensacola Sausage Slammer 

When a man decides to go to the local walmart and buy several feet of conecuh sausage. He then proceeds to insert it all into his asshole at the same time to Smashmouth's Diggin Your Scene. This gives the song a whole new meaning as the man will literally be digging sausage out of his butt for up to three weeks afterwards. This causes a scene for himself and his relatives/family/bitches and will probably put him in the hospital.

Last week Joe decided to try one of the popular local customs of Pensacola and tried the Pensacola Sausage Slammer. Unsuprisingly he ended up shitting ground beef with varoius spices for a week afterwards.

Pensacola Sausage Slammer by Pensacola4lyfe March 11, 2011