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The Misc 

A comfy forum on the net, sometimes invaded by MM, usually left alone, also a webcomic when said artists/writers update.
"Why the Hell hasn't The Misc updated?"
The Misc by Sean Hansen October 28, 2003

M249 "The Misclick"

The most expensive weapon in CS:GO. Clocks in at a whopping $5200, which is over half of the money cap in casual. The only reason to use this over the Negev is because you misclicked.

The Negev has a better magazine size (150 versus 100), better fire rate (1000 rpm versus 750 rpm), and turns into a literal laser beam after the 14th shot fired. Not only that, the Negev costs $1700. You can buy a Negev and a M4 and a flashbang for the cost of a M249.

Just buy the Negev. It costs less and turns into a fucking laser beam after the 14th shot, whereas the M249 is just a piece of shit.
xXx_AwpMain_xXx: "Holy shit. Why the fuck did you buy the M249 "The Misclick"?"
You: "Ah shit. I misclicked. There goes half my money"

The Misclick 

Otherwise known as the M249 in CS:GO.
Costs $5200 and is in every way less superior to the Negev.

The Negev is a fucking laser beam after the 14th shot, has more ammo, does more damage, and costs $1700.

The only reason to buy the M249 is because you misclicked.
xXx_gitgudm8_xXx: "Why did you buy The Misclick?"
You: "I was trying to buy a Negev, I swear!"
The Misclick by TheRealCannedTuna September 23, 2019

Sal PA Fuera: The First Juveniles Releas For Miscreants

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sal PA Fuera: The First Juveniles Releas For Miscreants
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026