The Narnia

On the first date, the man slips a roofie into the girls drink. As she is about to go unconscious, a midget dressed as a faun plays the flute. When the girl regains consciousness she is naked in a closet with a lion with a Turkish delight in her mouth. Again the girl is drugged, dressed, and returned home into her own closet.

See "Turkish delight"

The narnia was tough to pull off, but thanks to that homeless midget we did it, and Sarah thinks she's crazy now

The Narnia by Aslan the lion May 18, 2009

The Narnia Generation 

Any child who grew up with The Chronicles of Narnia books and movies in the 2000s (mainly the live action movies which gave a bit more exposure).

There were so much fantasy themed generations in the 2000s like Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter and The Chronicles of Narnia. But which one I'm personally part of is the Narnia generation because I have the most emotional connection to the Narnia books because they were my favorite novels growing up.

The Narnia Generation by CelticEagle February 13, 2019

The Full Narnia 

A sexual act involving two men, a woman, a wardrobe with a hole cut out in the back, and a faun costume. Have the woman crawl into the wardrobe, sticking her head through the hole that has been cut out. When she is positioned properly, a man is then to mount the woman and perform sexual intercourse while the other man, dressed as Mr. Tumnus, receives oral sex on the other side of the wardrobe.

I'm just glad Carl still had that faun costume, otherwise we couldn't have given that bitch The Full Narnia!

The Full Narnia by skinny white boy July 11, 2014

the chronic of narnia

legendary weed that is supposed to be so potent, that you are stoned in one hit. many search for it, but no one has reported finding it. described as having so many red-hairs, that it looks like a lions mane

Spicolli: dude, I think I found the chronic of narnia!
Bro: naw dude, it was just good jamacian stuff, but keep trying

the chronic of narnia by swampthing69 May 3, 2009

The Chronicles of Narnia

The act of getting high from marajuanna use. The Lion is a synonym for marajuanna and when you get high, you "arrive" in narnia.

Tom: Hey, wanna do the chronicles of narnia
Jim: Sure, I have the lion with me

The Chronicles of Narnia by B.J.I March 30, 2009

the chronic (what?) cles of Narnia

The hook from the rap/snl short entitled "Lazy Sunday", as preformed by Chris Parnell and Andy Samberg, which originally aired on Dec 17 2005. The use of (what?) to pause between "chronic" and "cles of Narnia" isn't merely a clever stylistic emulation of aggressive rap, but also refers implicitly to the chronic, or very potent marijuana, as is evidenced in the rap video by numerous references to snacks, the inclusion of "we love" and "pass that" chronic in two of the chorus lines, and the very title of the short itself, "Lazy Sunday", a weekend day when many twenty somethings typically smoke weed and veg out after partying on Friday and Saturday.

Parnell and Samberg: "the chronic (what?) cles of Narnia, yes the chronic (what?) cles of Narnia, we love the chronic (what?) cles of Narnia, pass that chronic (what?) cles of Narnia!"

the chronic (what?) cles of Narnia by andre` brut March 18, 2009

Riding the Short Bus to Narnia 

Acting so stupid you are sent to Narnia Short Bus Style.

Robert : Dude I'm gonna go poke that bear.
(Bear Mauls Robert)
meanwhile at the Hospital
Axel : You were Riding the Short Bus to Narnia weren't you Robert.
Robert : *sighs* yeah

Riding the Short Bus to Narnia by AxelWolf November 4, 2012