Clopening 

Clopening is what one does when an erratic work schedule requires that one works until closing time on a given day, and then that they open on the next day. Variations include "Clopen," "Clopener," etc.

Andy: "Man, babe. I really hate my work schedule. They have me closing tonight, and then I open tomorrow. I'll never get any sleep."

Brenz: "Yup, they have you working a Clopening shift!"

Clopening by MadFocus November 27, 2012

clopening 

When a singular individual closes the store, and opens it the following morning.

Will skimped on the closing notes, since he was clopening.

clopening by gobbledygook May 17, 2008

Clopening 

When you close the night before and then have to open the next day.

I actually did my sidework last night because I'm clopening.

Clopening by Atlantic City May 12, 2014

clopening 

The term for a turn around shift in a non-nine to five job.

If you work the closing shift tonight and you have to work the opening shift the next morning, you are clopening.

I can't come over tonight, because I am clopening.

clopening by katykangaroo March 24, 2009

Clopening 

The act of having a closing shift at your workplace and then having an opening shift at your workplace the following day.

Man this weekend is gonna suck!

Why?

Because I'm Clopening Saturday to Sunday.

Clopening by Snuggleglarf February 15, 2012

clopening 

Clopening-to work A closing shift and then open the next Day's shift commonly found in restaurants.

Hey you want to go out tonight and have A few beers?Naw I am working A clopening.

clopening by Steve Ibey May 28, 2007

Clopening 

Various parts of a Woman that a man does not know the actual name of.

I'm sorry Karen, your clopening is infected.

Clopening by Personality NOS December 13, 2019