Distefano 

A derogatory term used during parties when describing someone who is an ultra lightweight.

"dude im so wasted"
"bro, you had four beers, your such a distefano."

Distefano by koolmanwowo July 7, 2009

Brendan DiStefano 

a young jewish musician who only replies to his amazing friend lisa's texts when he's bored or about to fall asleep. he also chooses to randomly poke her in the hallways, and then make a run for it before she can even say hi. oh and he also likes her and jschoug's nachos/milkshakes.

-yo i texted that kid, no reply of course!
-such a Brendan DiStefano eh

Brendan DiStefano by annieonniemoose. November 12, 2010

dalton distefano 

Nice boy that is young at heart and has a huge cock that will pleasure any pussy.

"I'd let Dalton Distefano fuck me!"

dalton distefano by Dalton Distefano January 20, 2017

Cuba Di Stefano 

gibberish for retard

damn that furry is a Cuba Di Stefano

Cuba Di Stefano by monkey :? May 17, 2022

destefano 

A inbred hilljack who lives in the mountains and poops in a hole in the ground. Rare sightings of this speciman have been seen at fat tuesday's.

little boys should not walk through the woods alone for fear of the destefano

destefano by wadem December 31, 2003

Destefanis sundae swirl 

1. when a girl inserts an icicle into her anus, and removes it so that the icicle is covered in a chocolate swirl to be used as a fudgesicle for her man
2. the resulting fudgesicle from such an act

There's nothing like a Destefanis sundae swirl on a hot, summer day.

Destefanis sundae swirl by Juanito Perro April 7, 2010

destefano 

Any older model Ford Mustang that sounds, mean, looks mean, but is actually very slow.

My Blazer could take him in the quarter, he's got a destefano.

destefano by G. Hootlanger April 16, 2004