Extremely drunk. Hence falling down and getting rocks in your boots.
He was so drunk at the ranch last night that he went flying over the fence then wiped out in the gravel mudpile and awoke the next morning with rocks in his boots.
He was bootrocked
When a girl (most likely some sort of prostitute) fills a condom with various drugs and inserts it to a mans ass. After insertion, the condom is poped releasing the drugs and causing the man to get a massive erection. Usually, the only way to get rid of the erection is to go to the hospital and get the penis lanced by a doctor.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.