Dr. Howell's Class 

A class in which you are guaranteed a quiz daily, but not a teacher. When you do have a teacher, you will be hated if you are not a white trash redneck and you don't know what a deer stand is. You will do nothing but "wext" and look up dirty words. It is a class where you can erase the work on the board, act like you know nothing, and get away with it.

Person 1- "what class do you have next?"
Person 2- "dr. Howell's class."
Person 1- "you lucky son of a bitch"

Dr. Howell's Class by fernburger February 12, 2009

The Howell Special 

While butt fucking your sister, pull out 2 of ur red pubes and 2 of her red pubes. Eat all 4 pubes and shit them out into an ice cream cone. Stick the ice cream cone on your forehead so you look like a unicorn.

Asher: Yo I just did The Howell Special on my sister last night
Josh: Dude no way!

The Howell Special by BigChungusGod69 December 29, 2018

Francis Howell High School

A public high school in Weldon Spring, Missouri that is touted as one of the oldest schools west of the Mississippi River. Apparently, the people touting this fact don't realize that age compliments the school. Asbestos rains from the ceilings like December snow and there are surely bodies hidden within the walls. Gorgeous brick architecture, accented by bird droppings, gives the students something to look forward to every morning. The buildings themselves are ancient wonders; an old hangar was converted into a gym (which is also old, see how that works?), and the rest of the campus was probably constructed in a Rome-esque fashion.

The scenery surrounding the school certainly can't be complained about. An absolutely fantastic, man made lake is housed a convenient 50 feet from the campus, brimming with sorry, dilapidated, fish and equally as many beer cans. A monumental nuclear waste pile nicely accents the color of the white foam formed around students' mouths as they sit through seven hours of world class education and the water fountains are an experience unto themselves.

Francis Howell High School Brochure: Here you can find 19th century architecture, man made lakes, fields, forests, and a massive testament to human engineering.

Reality: Not so much.

Francis Howell High School by Stuffystuff July 17, 2010

lake howell high school

Lake Howell High School: ist die Scheiße von der Erde look that up

The institution where they charge four dollars for crappy pizza and fries & moldy milk you don't even want. In addition, many students engage in sexual activities under stairways, in bathrooms, and various other areas, whether same sex or heterosexual. The storch makes sure to make the lives of the class of '09 as miserable as possible, restricting people from other schools to go to homecoming, taking away off campus lunch (now once every 9 weeks), and having minimal parking. In addition, parking for the year costs $70. Why? I don't know either. As well books are lost resulting in students paying atleast $60 for each missing extremely old book.

Dear Doctor Storch: Lecken Sie meine Zehen und ich Essen Sie Pipi, Arsch ficker!

Lake howell high school is run by the devil, who wants all her devilish ways to be put into the devilish institution.

lake howell high school by silverhawk October 20, 2008

Lake Howell High School

The worst school in Central Florida. A place where a girl showing her shoulders is more important than the massive drug usage. Wait, was that.. the bell? Oh right, I forgot, "the bell doesnt dismiss you". Forgot to mention how the school recieved over a million dollars from a donor and it goes to a fucking pool and turf. The laptops at this school are older than the shit that has been sitting in the stairwell. I'm not even joking its literal shit. And I swear if I see one more bald man riding around a golf cart at the school I'm going to scream. They claim to be making a new building in the senior parking lot but cant even fix the damn roofs. And I swear to god the roaches at that school are evolving to teenage mutant ninja roaches. And oh god, the food there.. The ONE thing that wa decent was the fries, *poof* gone.

Lake Howell High School can suck my dick

Lake Howell High School by frogglv August 21, 2021

Francis Howell High School

A public high school in Weldon Springs Missouri, so old across the street it has the tombstones of its former students. Nearby is a radioactive plant that children are forced to march to for gym credit, that is if they make it and don’t get shot at by lunatics that live in tents in the woods. Unfourtantly one teached wasn’t so lucky. With the radioactive waste, and crazies near by its no wonder this school is next to a graveyard it’s a death trap.

Oh fuck you go Francis Howell High School how are you still alive?

Francis Howell High School by Commander_geek February 2, 2018

Lake Howell high school

A "high school" or so they say. The great 'doctor' like to control our lives and make silly rules. It's located in Winter Park Florida. We're Silver Hawks...w00t. This year about one third of the senior class got expelled for drug use. Go team.

The great doctor says we need to communicate to the students at Lake Howell High school, and thus installs flat screen TV's but only in the media center where no one goes...

Lake Howell high school by Annonymoussss May 1, 2008