Handiphone 

A Charlieissocoollike commercial promoting a surgical procedure designed to make your hand into a phone. Permenantly.

Handiphone, Handiphone,
It's a hand but it's a phone
as well!

Handiphone by Youaresocoollike June 30, 2009

handphone 

Konglish

handphone means Mobile or cellular phone

what is your handphone number?

handphone by Malcom.B June 23, 2010

Handipoon 

1) A handicapped female confined to a wheelchair.

2) A handicapped female that is drunk and or passes out.

Nathan: See that girl in that wheelchair?

David: Yeah man, that's handipoon.

Handipoon by Nick BG Brown January 2, 2009

handihole

A person who doesn't feel the need to observe items reserved for handicapped people, such as handicapped parking slots or handicapped accessible stalls in public bathrooms.

When I saw the only handicapped parking slot was taken by a handihole, I was so pissed I keyed his car.

handihole by H. Bobs December 25, 2006

hardphone 

Not a softphone. A hardware VOIP phone or just a POTS phone.

Why are you using the crappy hardphone we are fully SIP compliant?

hardphone by David Sweet April 19, 2006

handihole

Somebody is who is handicapped and is an asshole about it.

That guy who purposely bumps you in the shins with his motorized wheelchair (then laughs in your face) every time you see him in line at the coffee shop is a fucking handihole!

handihole by boco September 30, 2007

handyphoning 

way of communicating to a peer who is sitting right next to you by putting your hand to your ear like a phone and having a conversation with them.

Katy: Hey Kelsie pick up your phone!
Kelsie: Hey katy! Whats up?
Teacher: What are you doing?
Kelsie and Katy: What does it look like? We are handyphoning! Duh!

handyphoning by Carly!!! February 20, 2009