Morty 

The shit u take when ur incompetent morally superior grandson ruins ur days event

I got to take a big fat morty

Morty by Im yourr mammy April 15, 2019

Morty 

Fictional character from the TV series, Rick and Morty. He's Rick's companion in all their adventures. He's a lazy, incompetent kid who constantly thinks about sex, but he's useful if a genius like Rick has use for him. He's used to block out brain waves stimulated by Rick's mind too.

Rick: Morty, listen I want you to take these nuts and shove them waaaay up your butthole. Got that?

Morty by applemanthingy August 28, 2017

Morty 

Being a dumb friend how tries to get you out of trouble.

Rick: "Morty, holy s**t shut the f**k up"
Morty: "fine!!"

Morty by dumb.beyotch69 May 6, 2020

morty 

Shit. "Morty" is another word for shit, and can be used in many contexts, including talking about your bowel movements.

"You're both peices of Morty and I can prove it mathematically"
Rick: "I gotta go take a biiiiig faatt morty" Morty: "Aww jeez rick"

morty by thislittlepoopypantsishungry June 14, 2018

Morty 

A sexual act that entails a man/woman on the verge of death(or under perception of being close to death) receiving fellatio and being brought back to full health.

Andrew: Yo Tony! I was having a heart attack and Kiersten gave me a Morty

Tony:That sounds amazing did she put it between her breasts?

Andrew: She sure did

Morty by RichardRyder69 September 25, 2016

Morty 

The Ecruteak Gym Leader in Pokemon, who is UBER-HOT and looks like a stoner. :3

He trains ghost-type Pokemon when he's not smoking crack like a good boy.

Tells people of the legend of the Burnt Tower, which burned when he dropped a joint and the whole place went up but he was too slammed ot do anything about it.

Morty bought more crack from Falner today.

Morty by Oos! OMGWTFLMAO August 11, 2004

Morty 

A cool person that will prevent you from ever being bored.

I'm so bored I need a morty

Morty by Dafe4 July 22, 2019