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Clinch:
1. A word mainly used to mean grabbing of the dick.
2. Rubbing penis on your face.
Seb clinch's all the time. He usually clinch's four times a day.
Clinch by pollyphinic August 11, 2008
The act of cumming on your sexual partners nose.
"And then that bastard gave me a clinch!"
"Hey babe, you wanna clinch job?"
Clinch by THA_CLINCHA December 16, 2008
One who is physically as well as mentally fucked and cannot complete everyday tasks such as walking, driving, talking or wiping his ass.
Emmet: Hey Bow did you Clinch?
Bow: Yeah i took a steamy shit on his bonnet.
Emmet: Nice man, nice.
Bow: Yeah he's a beanbag
Clinch by yourabeanbag June 18, 2009
The Clinch is the embodiment of STI's. The Clinch can spread infection through proximity, saliva, blood, urine, and other means not yet identified by modern science. Some evidence suggests persons can contract a variety of infections from the clinch via text messages, msn, or even from excessive facebook creeping. Currently the only known prevention from contracting Clinch based virus' is abstaining from excessive contact with the Clinch.
I got the clancy when I looked at "The Clinch" for too long.
Clinch by My Corn December 16, 2008
The combination of clench and cinch;
Where a person does something amazing and has to clench there butt-hole, but makes the feat look effortless.
Adam clinched last night when he did a double back-flip.
We thought Katie was going to clinch it, but she did a face-plant instead.
Clinch by SpaceBase November 28, 2020
Common slang for the female genitalia, often used in Eastern Ireland
That’s a fine clinch
Clinch by Clinchbag May 17, 2022