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Kuschi is a gorgeous girl. She probably has shiny, medium length brown hair and brown eyes. She is probably very skinny and short but not too short. She has the best fashion sense, and makes friends easily. Kuschi is really funny, and is usually athletic and probably is a cheerleader. She is super smart and everyone likes her. If you are friends with or dating a Kuschi, you are very lucky!
Person #1: OMG!!!! That girl is literally GORGEOUS!!! who is she????
Person #2: YA! That's Kuschi, I heard she's super smart and is a cheerleader!
Kuschi by Katie_007 June 3, 2019
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Smart guy without any signs of facial expression or feelings. Some would guess he´s a ice-cold killer.
Someone with and incredibly enormous penis. This person is usually very good at most things. He is totally rad when it comes to chicks.

Played in zee german movie:

"Club der toten Gesichtsausdrücke".
Did you see that Kuschi yesterday?
There was no sign of any feelings in Kuschis Face.
Kuschi by kuschi1984 May 23, 2009
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person 1: hey did u see that guy? who was he?

person 2: ahhh thats kuschi. its just a douchebag!

person 1: ohh shiiiiiiit! poor guy!
Kuschi by douchfokka May 23, 2009

kuchisabishii 

When you’re not hungry, but you eat because your mouth is lonely
Beta: Why are you eating so much?...
Alpha: kuchisabishii
kuchisabishii by Zaaca November 21, 2019
Kushia is a person who is kind, fun, has a great sense of humor, thoughtful and awesome to hang around. This kind of person is a true gamer who is cracked at all video games, especially shooters. Her common phrase is "baby girl wattson" and can find her playing pubs in apex legends, decimating most lobbies. 10/10 personality and someone you definitely want on your team.
Kushia is the goat gamer.
Kushia by Lyle Greenleaf July 11, 2021

kuchikoo 

expression of immense affection.

if you were ever called a kuchikoo you should applaud yourself.

It also can be used to characterize someone as being very impressive, terrific, almost perfect.
I love you kuchikoo!
kuchikoo by Toxicangel March 10, 2011

kuchisake-onna 

In Japanese mythology, the ghost of a woman who was married to a samurai. She cheated on him with another man, and when her husband found that out, he killed her by cutting a slash wound on her face that ran from her mouth to her cheek. Nowadays, she roams the streets at night with a surgeon's mask and asks random people the question "Do you think I'm pretty?". If you say no, she will mutilate you. However, if you say yes, she will reveal her full face to you. Then she will ask the same question. Again, if you say no, you will still be mutilated. If you say yes again, she will cut your face in order to make you look like her. The only known way to avoid death during a confrontation with a kuchisake-onna is by saying that she is neither pretty nor ugly or some other unexpected answer. Right after answering, throw something at her and run for your life.

The kuchisake-onna's name means "slit-mouth woman" in Japanese.
Kuchisake-onna: Am I pretty?
Person: Yes
*removes the mask
Kuchisake-onna: Now am I pretty?

Person: Yo mamma's so old

*runs away
kuchisake-onna by Thats16myboi October 28, 2019