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decomplexify 

When you can't use the word "simplify" at work because "simplify" is already being used to describe something else. So, to make your colleagues even more confused, you use the word "decomplexify."
You can only DECOMPLEXIFY the a graph that has not yet been SIMPLIFIED.
decomplexify by splicefox August 21, 2020

decompress 

After a hard day in the office I like to decompress with a large scotch
decompress by sordid77 August 1, 2006

vaginal decompressant 

something, specifically a penis or dildo, that loosens up a tight ass vagina
My vaginal decompressant is working perfectly, that bitch was so loose i could fit a tree in there.

decomposing rat fart 

A class of fart above all other farts, it is the most rank and horrific fart known to humankind.
I will never forget that final decomposing rat fart my father passed postmortem.

decomplete

to want to complete something but then end up failing
i decompleted my new years resolution of spending time with my friends, by staying home and being a loner
decomplete by kstanz32 December 22, 2010

Decompression Sickness 

A condition starting from dissolved gases coming out of solution into bubbles inside the human body on depressurization.
"Divers get Decompression Sickness from rapidly rising toward the surface."