Dessert 

Desserts are women that are wifey material. Snacks are side chicks, meals are girlfriends. And desserts are wifey. It’s what you get when you’ve earned it.

I’m not a snack or a meal, I’m dessert!

Dessert by Littlemeagan November 3, 2018

dessert 

Lickable Vagina

I ate my dinner and I'm ready for dessert

dessert by Pyschx February 7, 2018

dessert 

the consummation of a fully satiating one-time-only date; i.e., dinner...sex

The night was almost complete, all it needed was little dessert upstairs.

dessert by tomshray August 4, 2009

dessert 

If one says that they want to 'buy you a dessert', they're insinuating sexual (usually female on female) interest.

"Oh Lisa! Won't you buy me a dessert?"
"Of course Sarah!"

dessert by francaiseviolon May 11, 2009

dessert 

1. The fourth "meal" of the day following breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

2. The excuse for obese to cram their faces with sweets that will later cause them to look in the mirror and ask themselves, "Why am I so fat?"

3. A catalyst for entropy (Inevitable and steady deterioration of a system or society).

1. That dessert was bomb diggity. Fuck Taco Bell's fourth meal.

2. Damn you chocolately brownie explosion!

3. That McFlurry killed Grandpa!

dessert by Swandizzle March 25, 2008

Dessert 

When you cover a girl in whipped cream and lick it all off.

I had the best dessert ever yesterday!

Dessert by Lemon Twisty Boy February 3, 2004

dessert 

An extremly good looking person of the opposite sex. As good as pie.

I gotta have that chick for desert.

dessert by Said February 4, 2003