Spazbag 

A person(s) who freaks out over anything and everything but on a level that is annoying and bordering douchebaggery Spazbags were born without the common sense chromosome leading to rants and raves that make no sense.

J- "OMG I just felt a rain drop! But before I open my umbrella I have to clean it off with alcohol because someone may have touched it then I might catch a cold and send me to the hospital and I will lose my job and and ..."

T - "Dude.. quit being a spazbag and STFU!"

Spazbag by Sir Wabbit April 30, 2009

Spazbag 

A complete spaz.

Your a spazbag George

Spazbag by I’m dog June 28, 2019

spazmagasm 

When one enjoys sexual climax so much that the legs or other body parts twitch in a simular way to that of a spaztic.

wow that sex session was so good i think i just had a spazmagasm.

spazmagasm by chavscumshoulddie August 20, 2006

spazager 

A manager/project manager that works software industry that freaks out over small issues and abuses the use of the 'yt' abbreviation by sending it over IM and/or text message

Terry: yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?
Terry: yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?
Terry: yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?
Me: Yes I'm here spazager, what is the issue this time. You forgot how to boot your computer?

spazager by BoneSoaker September 27, 2013

Swazbag 

Swazbag means an expensive bag, not a swazbags means a chep bag.

Your mom not a swazbag.

Swazbag by BiCk-A-BonKiNg June 4, 2018

Spazwagon 

Vehicle/bus used for the transport of the disabled.

"Hahahaha! You come to school on the spazwagon!"

Spazwagon by Lisa HC April 16, 2007

spazbog

Usually used in plural.

Vulgar slang for disabled lavatory, a portmanteau of spastic and bog - the latter, in turn, metonymic slang for toilet. The privacy and seclusion such facilities offer make them popular locations for masturbation.

I'm just popping off to the spazbogs for a.. tacit.

spazbog by Nick Mailer January 30, 2003