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the hurst community college 

a school filled with chavs and drug dealers, most of them are nice but be careful not to get stabbed as all the basingstoke and tadley kids go there
“oh i wouldn’t send your child to the hurst community college you don’t want them to get shanked

the hurst school

a shithole for druggies with no futures ahead of them
“are you sending your kid to the hurst school?”
fuck no?-“

The Hurst Rudder 

The HurstThe Hurst Rudder. Getting a haircut while jerking off and someone grabs your elbow.
The Hurst Rudder. Getting a haircut while jerking off and someone grabs your elbow.
The Hurst Rudder by Not hurst February 5, 2021

in the hurt bag 

Damn, when Frank was drunk, he slipped on the ice and hit his noggin on the cement. He was in the hurt bag for some time after that.
in the hurt bag by Frank Klaune March 29, 2005

the hurt locker 

the oscar winning best picture of 2009/10, a fantastic juxtaposition of cinematic genious/drivel based on a true story by someone who will have no social/political relevance to anyone anywhere globally in about 5 minutes. An artistic picture about the horrors and beauty of *something/whatever*, I didn't actually bother since I have no interest in Iraq/war.
and the hurt locker wins over avatar best picture of the year and that's why I don't care for the oscars enough to watch them. And superbad wins best comedy. Oh Jesus! Do not care, busy; rolling a joint now.

The Hurt Locker 

Being ass raped by your fellow sex deprived Marines while on duty in some shit-hole 3rd world country.
Little fucker wouldn't stop bitching so we sent him to The Hurt Locker