Churl 

This is an Old English term used by Tolkien to mean an unlikable, rude person. Oddly enough, such people still exist today. We call them assholes. However, if you wanna clean up your language or you're somewhere where the word "asshole" as a human descriptor works but would be unwelcome, then "churl" is your word. It's a great way to call someone an asshole without calling them... An asshole and we all know plenty of those.

My new boss is a complete churl.

Or: You don't have to be such a churl about it.

Or: Good luck, churlgirl.

Churl by Gottaluvwords October 23, 2012

churl 

Some kind of chicken-squirrel

I didn't even know churl was a word! It must be some kind of chicken-squirrel

churl by eisenpony June 24, 2010

Churl 

Sharp, brazen individuals. A person with many skills. They are creative and superior beings and have been linked to godliness attributes.

A person should only be so lucky to be called a Churl, as they are hard people to come by.

Astrological Sign: Usually Churls are found in Pisces.

Churl by smittenkitten32 November 12, 2009

Churl 

to chill out

Guy 1: Hey man what's up

Guy 2: Nothin' bro just churling

Guy 1: What're you doing later?

Guy 2: Nothin', wanna churl?

Churl by jccxo November 18, 2011

churl 

an ill bred and niggerdly person...

did you see those churls up in the tree

nah... but i saw one down in the well behind my house

churl by jerk atterk May 22, 2006

Churl 

Some kind of chicken-squirrel.

That crispy Churl sandwich still had some fur on it.

Churl by Guanoman1157 June 23, 2010

Churl 

a sharp, upward pointing penis

God, that man has such a churl, Im surprised he hasnt poked his eye out yet.

Churl by J.M., K.S., A.A., J.B. April 23, 2009