Spanch 

A word that comes out of your mouth when your brain malfunctions because said brain is culling all processes not geared towards achieving a perfect run.

Something between spin, punch, bitch, and not even X knows what else.

That's right Bowser, spanch!

Spanch by MoistPhilologist February 8, 2021

Spanch 

The destruction of Bowser via spanking.

After his spanch, Mario saved princess peach.

Spanch by 4Derps February 7, 2021

Spanch 

When you perfect something, usually exclaimed upon success.

I just beat a video game without even taking damage! Spanch!

Spanch by MIT_Moist February 6, 2021

Spanch 

The excess jizz that leaks out of the chili-chute after intense shitter sex.

After ass-ramming my boyfriend, he let me eat the hot, gooey spanch that came streaming out of his loose asshole.

Spanch by The Beater March 30, 2004

Spanch 

Spicy Ranch

This chicken sandwich would taste so good with some spanch!

Spanch by Gigidy Gigidy Spanch June 7, 2011

Spanch 

Person that is an idiot

What a spanch! He got kicked out for smoking weed in the girls bathroom!

Spanch by NIgger69Fagot69 September 17, 2019

Spanch  

The liquids and lubricants of sperm and ranch somehow mixed toghether.

spanch dressing, she had ranch and sperm on her face,

Spanch by damebizzle tizzle April 2, 2009