Noun: derived from the Latin 'Filia Satraps' meaning simply: "Daughter of Governor".
The phrase Selby is often mistaken for a male who wears gay clothing, infact it means the complete opposite: a female with raw swagga. Selbys are also pro at
art and often take photographs of the rear end of cats.
A Selby is often known for her pranking abilities, her favourite pranks include the fat from bacon being draped over certain objects, a door handle, a shoe.. a shoulder.
Selbys often have an extreme dislike for veins, spiders and damp dustsheets among other things. However a Selby often enjoys creating videos depicting herself as a disabled child or as a pro dancer/
skateboarder.
Selbys are noted to have the ability to stay awake until the early hours of the day, talking to Mayells about a wide variety of subjects including hilarious facebook groups that she has discovered or new
amazing tunes until her
neck begins to
break and her typing ability degrades to a
mash of buttons.
Common names associated with Selby: Alex, Alec, Betty, Betty Swollocks, Selbs, Mary,
Ash.
"
Mate, I see Selby the other day laying all in these
wet dustsheets, she tried to rip out and
eat my veins."
"Nahhh man, you must've been shekkd to the maximum."
