cream daddy

A daddy that gives the good cream

Wow you are a cream daddy!!!!!!!!!????????????? I thought you were a J.A.R.E.L.L!!!!

cream daddy by The cream daddy himself May 19, 2018

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ice cream daddy

A man who will buy you ice cream whenever you want it. A man who won’t judge you for being thick, he actually likes you *because* you’re thick. This man is usually very sweet and a little but naughty. If you find a man like this, don’t let him go.

‘How are things with Brandon?’

‘Omg, so good. I just realized this week that he’s an ice cream daddy.’

‘Holy shit. Do you think you’ll get married?’

ice cream daddy by Wowsheshott December 14, 2021

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Daddy Cream

Basically a euphuism for semen.

*Two dudes are chillin in a bar and sippin on some brewskis*

Dude 1: Who were you talking to just now...wasn't that Isabelle?

Dude 2: Yeah it was Isabelle the hot French chick

Dude 1: Woah dude...she's really hot!

Dude 2: That she is. You know what would make her even hotter?

Dude 1: What?

Dude 2: My daddy cream all over her face....ha ha!

Dude 1: Damn dude...you can be such a mofo sometimes. But on some real talk I'd do it too if she let me!

*Both continue to sip beer and check out the chicks*

Daddy Cream by lady lynxx April 1, 2009