bumphing 

instead of masturbating, one furiously rubs his dick on a mattress. usually he starts slow and quickens the pace after about 10 mins. Bumphing usually leads to long hard orgasms. The aftermath is usually a wet bed and a underside dickburn. Usually it leaves the person concentrated and satisfied.

Mom: What happened to your bed? Its been wet since this morning!
Son: Sorry mom, I was bumphing before I went to school, it helps my concentration.

bumphing by Michael Holer May 20, 2015

bumping purses 

When two homosexual males want to have butt sex, but can not because they are both bottoms.

Lance and Ethan wanted to fool around, but they'd just be bumping purses.

bumping purses by black winter October 14, 2009

Coochie bumping

When two lesbians rub their clits together to bring themselves to orgasm

I’m totally coochie bumping with lia tonight

Coochie bumping by Chef Navi June 30, 2018

Sad Bumping 

When you're getting bummed and aren't happy about it

Adam - i'll bring the KY Jelly!
Austin - I'll bring the giggles
Adam - no one likes a Sad Bumping

Sad Bumping by Free Star November 25, 2016

Bumping the lamp 

To go above and beyond expectations when completing a given task/project.
A genericized phrase originally used within the animation industry and the film industry as a whole. Based on a scene from the 1988 mixed live-action/animated film 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit' in which the main live-action character, Eddie Valiant, bumps into a ceiling lamp whilst handcuffed to the main animated character, Roger Rabbit, causing the lamp to continually swing back and forth throughout the remainder of the scene.
The term refers to how the animators went on to meticulously hand-draw unique shadows for the animated character for every frame of the scene.
The phrase went on to become a company mythos for the Walt Disney Company, then as a guiding principle within the greater film industry, and now sees use generally.

We follow the mythos of 'bumping the lamp' with the service at our veterinary practice.

Bumping the lamp by BronzeManul June 11, 2019

bumping his gums 

Talking about nothing, talking just to hear yourself. Trash talking with no meaning or value of the conversation.

He was "bumping his gums" at the card table.

bumping his gums by One Light October 26, 2013

Baboon bumping 

This is animalistic sex accompanied by sweat and noise!

Kendra and Ben Dover got down in the back yard, for some real baboon bumping bend overs!

Baboon bumping by I, Wreckerrr May 17, 2021