Monsterable

VERB - A type of person that is a monster and adorable at the same time

Example: He's such a monsterable. He can be tough like a monster, but he's got an adorable heart.

by Jane The Virgin September 14, 2018

Monsterbate

1. To masturbate in an intense and/or earth-shattering manner.

2. The form of masturbation someone monsterous in personality or appearance exclusively utilizes.

3. An actual monster's masturbation.

"He doesn't simply masturbate to Angelina Jolie, he MONSTERbates to her."

"The Undertaker is only capable of monsterbation - masturbation for him is out of the question."

"Cookie Monster has been known to monsterbate off the SCENT of a cookie alone."

by Jeanette M. April 2, 2008

Monsterbeast

A term used to describe some one whom with their great skill has defeated you. Also popularly used to describe the plus 4 card in UNO. Monsterbeast can also be used to describe the toughness of something.

A group of friends are playing Halo. Plex you monsterbeast!
Another example is a group of friends playing Uno. Hey man you got a crazy look in your eye. Why yes I do it's because I got a monsterbeast!

by Jonathon McElwain April 1, 2007

Monsterate

A synonym for PMSing

Wow, Phoebe and Madeline always monsterate so bad around this time of the month.

by The Lone Will February 26, 2011

molesterable

Having the characteristic of being easily molested. Vulnerable in the way of sexual knowledge and prowess and having few sexual defenses.

"Dude, that chicken looks so hot...I want it..."

"Dude, you screw the chicken, I'm going to see if that gohper is molesterable. He was eyeing me earlier."

by Itami July 1, 2005

monsterbate

To play with your monster. Duh. It makes your palms hairy.

So there I was, bored one evening. Luckily, I had my monster in my closet, so I took it out and MONSTERBATED.

by demonicomelette March 22, 2003

Monsterbate

To touch ones self (I.e: masterbate) to ugly girls with ugly faces.

I didn't want to masterbate normally today, so I looked up some pictures of girls I work with that have really obtuse bodies and tweaked out faces, and I started to monsterbate rapidly.

by Pizzazzman May 3, 2011