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Meghanistic 

1. An entity whose nature pertains to the ritual practice of Meghanism

2. To be very Meghanlike in character

3. Non nonchalant yet argumentative personality
1. My preist told me their music is meghanistic and ill go to hell if i listen to it.

2. Laura is sooo meghanistic ^________^

3. I told Meghan i was cold and she said she wasnt. Shes so meghanistic.
if he is zoning out for a very long period of time
look, he menghaifi
menghaifi by Hvk19m March 9, 2022

meaghanitis 

noun

1. A disastrous disease that is infecting women all over the world. It can be described as bitchy, stand offish, or unaproachable . Usually present in the workplace (mainly offices) but can be found anywhere; gyms, malls, restaurants, etc. Any female can be affected by the disease but it is mainly found in attractive women from ages 13-40 who come from a privileged upbringing. Take caution when dealing with these women as they have been the pitfall of many men. At the time of this writing there is no known cure or treatment for meaghanitis. The best way to deal with meaghanitis is to proceed with caution and not give these women the time of day. Also it is important to note that some women are very good at hiding the disease and will appear to be a normal, uninfected woman and may try to entice you with their assets but be aware that this is a trap and they will strike when it is already too late.
New guy at work: "What do you think of Lisa from accounting?"
Office veteran: "She's hot but be careful, she has meaghanitis"
New guy: "Thanks for letting me know"

meaghanitis 

noun

1. A disastrous disease that is infecting women all over the world. It can be described as bitchy, stand offish, or unaproachable . Usually present in the workplace (mainly offices) but can be found anywhere; gyms, malls, restaurants, etc. Any female can be affected by the disease but it is mainly found in attractive women from ages 13-40 who come from a privileged upbringing. Take caution when dealing with these women as they have been the pitfall of many men. At the time of this writing there is no known cure or treatment for meaghanitis. The best way to deal with meaghanitis is to proceed with caution and not give these women the time of day. Also it is important to note that some women are very good at hiding the disease and will appear to be a normal, uninfected woman and may try to entice you with their assets but be aware that this is a trap and they will strike when it is already too late.
New guy at work: "What do you think of Lisa from accounting?"
Office veteran: "She's hot but be careful, she has meaghanitis"
New guy: "Thanks for letting me know"

Menghini-ism

An action or phrase that contains language that causes offence and humour at the same time, increasing the mortality rate of those in the local area. Also a type of STD found on the head of penises of Jews that have been chopped off by a Neo-Nazi
"How do you pick up a jewish girl, with a dustpan and brush"
Wow man, thats such a Menghini-ism you cant say that!
Menghini-ism by LondonBanta October 5, 2019

menganis 

guy: look at him he's menganis rn
other guy: yeah it's so loud
menganis by gntg September 21, 2021