mampi 

A very large woman.
Usually not a good looker

No way am I going out with Sharon she too mampi for me.

mampi by Jon Mac January 15, 2004

Mampi 

A person who is over weight.

Why did you sprat what big old mampi butters?!

Mampi by fREd April 29, 2004

mampi 

a big massive turd

oh my gosh i did a mampi last night

mampi by mampi May 17, 2009

Mampi 

Pretty lady. No one's prettier than her. It's said that once you see her no one will compare to her beauty. She's also a big heartbreaker.

Person: "I wish Mampi will look at me!!"
Person 2: "Me too!"

Mampi by The_Wonderful_One November 23, 2021

Mampi 

A Caribbean term to describe a very large, obese woman.

Oh Lord, watch how you getting big and fat like a mampi

Mampi by Velvetee September 10, 2023

Mampi Swift 

A legendary drum & bass DJ and head of Charge Recordings who started his career in the early 90s. Known for very technical and precise mixing as well as being able to drop multiple tracks at the same time known as double- or tripledrops (depends on the number of tracks).

The DJ was on fire, dropping five tunes at the same time like Mampi Swift!

Mampi Swift by ben masters June 27, 2013

mampi swifter 

Tonking biffta, A huge zooty packed with ganja, cannabis

Mampi swift an amazing DNB DJ

Lets smoke a mampi

I just blazed a mampi swifter, im bashup

mampi swifter by J G KEMPSON March 1, 2008