hillbility 

A redneck skill or talent that the rest of the world deems useless, unnecessary or disgusting.

Bobby Ray bathes and makes his moonshine at the same time. What hillbility do you have?

hillbility by DAVnCHAINS April 15, 2014

hillbility 

1. The facility of any number of Southern citizens which includes, but is not limited to, the following:

a. Poor English usage, grammar, or phonetics (when spelling or speaking).
b. Excessive cursing, hunting (or otherwise shooting), spitting, rocking-chair-sitting, fried-chicken-eating, drawling, incest(ing), or wife-beating.

2. The ineptitude, at any facet of life in general society, of a hick, redneck, or otherwise of Southern origin.

Down South, just about everybody has a hillbility. Or four.

hillbility by Patrick Cassidy February 9, 2008

hillbilly c section 

Another way to say stab or get cut by a knife, broken bottle or a different sharp weapon in a fight. Generally said when someone gets stabbed in the stomach or gut, hence the reference to C-Section.

Tom and Brad got in a fight at the bar last night and brad gave tom a hillbilly c section with a nigga knife after smashing his beer bottle against the bar counter

Watch out or else ill give you a hillbilly c section with this bottle nigga

hillbilly c section by shlubster February 22, 2014

Hillbilly brandy

Moonshine distilled with much fruit and aged.

The hillbilly brandy was from the McCrory brothers down the lane by the trace.

Hillbilly brandy by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

Hillbilly Highball 

A mix of crack, bath salts and 13 liquified slim Jim’s.

Steve “life’s just so boring last night I watch ballers and did a mix of crack, bathsalts and 13 liquified slim Jim’s”

Sponsor: “ohh you fell of the deep end and did a hillbilly highball”

Hillbilly Highball by Milkycunt69 January 27, 2019

Hillbilly champagne 

White Lightning moonshine made with fruit flavors, popular for celebration.

The McCrory wedding featured all the peach and cherry hillbilly champagne you could drink! YEEEEEEHHHHAAAAAAAW!!!

Hillbilly champagne by I, Wreckerrr November 3, 2016

Afternoon Hillbilly 

Getting drunk, loud, and obnoxious during the afternoon daylight hours and talking lots of trash with violence usually happening as well, often domestic. Common in urban white environments like east Dayton, Ohio where ethnic Appalachian white trash abound.

Holy fuck Jerry put on an afternoon hillbilly today and beat his bitch right before CSI came on.

Afternoon Hillbilly by Zoobreath May 28, 2008