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When you have jerked off too much in one day it effects your performance of your next day duties (ie: work,sporting event,church). A spankover can also occur from staying up late waiting for everybody to fall asleep so you can beat off causing you to very tired the next morning. When you drink too much you get a hangover and when you whack off too much you get a spankover.
Matt your performance at work has been terrible today! Ya my wife and kids went out for the day and I whacked off all day and now I have a real spankover!
Spankover by Aj36mason August 18, 2013

Swungover 

adj. The physical and mental results of binge swing dancing.
I was out dancing all night last night, and now I'm completely swungover.
Swungover by lindycat September 8, 2010

stansoverparty 

15yr old kid who looks like he’s 80/Prince Phillip, must be ware
“Hey, you know STANSOVERPARTY? He looks like prince Phillip

Dick Slanger 

A man who Beats The Pussy(Vagina) Up. A who man gives a woman a good fucking in other terms getting up in them Guts!!!!!!!!!!!
Also a man who sexually satisfies a lot of women. A man that gives her a lot of orgasms before he bust his big load on her.
Woman: Hey Zaddy

Man: Hey lil mama ready for me

Woman: Yes, you gone fuck me good

Man: Baby, That shouldn't even be a question

Woman:(snickels,or laugh) Why not(seductive voice)
Man: Gurl you know imma Dick Slanger(aggresive voice)
Man: Grabs woman ass and squeezes

Woman: Hah(gasp in suprise but likes it)

Man: Picks her up and takes her to the landry room and close the door shut
Man:Fuck this pussy tight!!!!
Woman: Oh Yes Zaddy!!!!!!!!
Noises from Landry room: Clap!!! Clap!!!!! Clap!!!! Uhhh!!!! Shit!!!!! Fuck!!!!!

I think yall get it by now .....
Dick Slanger by Ole' Reliable April 22, 2018

shungover 

(noun: shangover)

A word describing the state you're in when you have gone to too many shows in a row, consisting of the words 'show' and 'hungover', involving typical symptoms which occur when you have had too much to drink the night before (headache, sore throat, etc.)

However, the consumption of alcoholic beverages is very rarely connected to a shangover.

It is rather

1. the loud music that makes you deaf after a full week of noise

2. bruises and small fleshwounds from accidentally getting punched in the lip, spinkicked in the face or falling off the top of a pile of people after a failed stagedive

3. and red, sore, poofy eyes from going to bed at 3 p.m. and getting up at 6 to go to classes several times a week that make you look, and feel like you are suffering from a serious overdose of plenty of substances. People might also refer to you as 'a walking dead' or 'a zombie'.
"Dude, you look fucking disgusting, since when do you get wasted??"
"What are you talking about? I had Vitamin Water and Red Bull last night, I'm just shungover from Have Heart, Bane, New Found Glory, H2O, Set Your Goals, (etc.). I went to every show last week."
shungover by goldwaite December 8, 2009

STANDOVER MAN

Thief who specializes in persuading other thieves to surrender their valuable items.
From the website of Mark Brandon "Chopper" Read:

"My apprenticeship in crime began in the 1970s. This had me robbing massage parlours and taking on contracts to maim and kill rivals. Once I had obtained a doctorate as a "standover man", robbing drug dealers and other criminals, who funnily enough couldn't report me to the police, became childs play. I once told a friend "why rob a straight guy of $20 when you can rob a drug dealer of $10,000 and he can't go running to the police?" After all both involved some work on my behalf, but the man in the street was less likely to give up his $20 as he had to work hard for it. For the drug-dealers it came easy, so why would they put up a fight. Although some of my victims chose to chew razor blades (at their own request of course), before they would hand over cash? And I am the psychopath!
STANDOVER MAN by Yammer February 21, 2004