a given

A fact that was assumed to have been known by all audiences. It is blatantly obvious, and logical.

John: did you put the leash on the dog before you walked it, son?
Son: No, was I supposed to?
John: I thought that that was a given...
Son: oh

by Crazy Joe Bro July 10, 2020

Thats a given

Uttered when someone says something that is obviously true.

The phrase was originally invented by me before rising into popularity.

Random dude 811: Final Fantasy IX is the best game ever.
Me: Thats a given.

Random Dude 499: Sri Lanka is amazing at cricket!
Me: Thats a given.

(^Well, according to me at least ^o^)

Random dude 911: George Bush sucks!
Me: Thats a given.

(according to everyone)

by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

it's a given

A way of telling someone that ur going to do something, or agreeing with a comment they made.

Guy 1: Man, are u goin to watch the game on Saturday?
Guy 2: It's a given

Dewy: Man, I wouldn't mind being on top of that bench right now (where that hot chick is lieing down).
Nello: It's a given

by dewy September 1, 2008

given a gold watch

Become a made man in a Italian mafia family, without being said directly. Referenced in the Sopranos when Philly Parisi becomes made in the family.

Sal was given a gold watch after his brotha was whacked

by Gevvvah November 23, 2020

given a riesen

When you're with your usual circle of stoner buddies, and one of them invited someone who, unfortunately, still has their stonerginity, let's call this person Satchewski. You proceed to smoke the usual amount with your friends, but forget about the lightweight in the room who gets completely blasted. You and your friends are trying to have a conversation, but Satchewski keeps interupting with unintelligible stoner babble, so you give him a chocolate, preferably a riesen(so it takes longer to eat).

It is cruel, but is a necessary part of the stoner kingdom.

When smoking pot with a lightweight, always remember to bring some chocolates, just in case they need to be "given a riesen."

by Jholl May 15, 2006

given a steve

The act of fornicating in a food manufacturing setting, typically in front of several people.

I was given a Steve while doing my hourly rounds.

by happydontcare October 8, 2014

Given a sniff

Given a chance.

Davo's last move in scramble left Shazza a possible TW. Shazza was given a sniff at victory

by Barb87 August 24, 2017