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When you're giving a girl anal, punch her in the back of her head to knock her out, then ride her down the stairs.
Dude, I fuckin' bobsledded the SHIT out of that bitch.
Bobsled by OC99 May 31, 2009
(v.) when your life is careening out of control in the same way you would be if you tried to bobsled down your icy driveway. usually caused by the behavior of either the opposite sex, or yourself when drunk.
1: how did the talk go with that guy whose been making your life hell lately?
2: i'm in complete bobsled territory.
bobsled by luc and ribs December 12, 2006
The act of grabbing your partners legs with the intent of engaging in sex and sliding her between your legs, launching her clear off the bed until she is stopped, usually, by furniture. Normally requires the woman and the bed to be covered in silk or satin. Automatically becomes a Jamaican Bobsled if her head moves side to side and strikes your testicles and she slides through.
Jake gave Diana a bobsled last night and she almost dislocated her hip when she hit the dresser.
A sexual maneuver: one person lays face down with butt cheeks spread. The other with a well lubed shaft, slides said shaft between the cheeks careful to not insert into the butt hole. This is similar to a bobsled going down an ice shoot. Automatically turns into a Jamaican Bobsled if the two individuals smoked marijuana before attempting the act.
"Gonna put some banana nut muffins on your toes, and bobsled across that ass."
Bobsled by Siriusly_Ensayne May 10, 2018

bobsled team 

When 3 males perform oral sex on one another. One of the men stands up, another crouching below him perfoms oral on him, and the last one lying on the floor performs oral on the one crouching.
On February 12 2018 Zack, Scotty, and Sid decided to form a bobsled team. With Sid standing, Zack crouching, and Scotty lying down.
bobsled team by RockHardBlondes February 12, 2018

dirty bobsled 

shitting in a tube sock and freezing it by putting it in the snow, then proceeding to smack someone stone cold in the face with it.
I'm so glad we got hit with a blizzard...now Max can get the most painful dirty bobsled in the history of sock-shitting.
dirty bobsled by mr. voldemort December 30, 2010