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If You Lipslide My Rail, Ill Nose Press Your Box 

A pickup line snowboarders use to pick up a snowboarder girl.
In Other-words it means if you give me a B-J ill eat you out.
"Hey girl! If You Lipslide My Rail, Ill Nose Press Your Box"

Lipsided 

When a girl has on a thong and the thong slides to one side and either side of her lip is hanging out, it is lopsided, or "lipsided".
When we got out of the truck, I told Alina that I was feeling a little lipsided, she said "been there Cracker, my shit was lipsided yesterday".
Lipsided by Lipsided Lynyrd April 27, 2011

Lipspider 

When an old woman wears bright red lipstick that bleeds outside the lines of her lips onto her wrinkles, thereby creating the appearance of a squished spider.
My grandmother wore her lipspider to Thanksgiving last year and I couldn't keep anything down.