Stoop Poop 

Taking a dump on somebody's porch

I just carried out a successful stoop poop on Jerry's porch. It steamed on his cold doorstep.

Stoop Poop by Titty McGarglenuts January 21, 2009

Poop Stoop 

The crouching position one takes when in the front of a group photo in an attempt to make sure the people behind him/her are visible. In reality, the person striking this pose appears to be pooping in the photo

That's Joe in the poop stoop up front

Poop Stoop by Toe fan November 17, 2014

Scoop poop 

Accusing the victim itself with plagiarism .

Memes are sacred man. Don't Scoop poop

Scoop poop by Mak memeleer July 12, 2017

one-stop poop 

the kind of poop where you REALLY got to go, but when you go it's only about one or two poops and you're good for the day

Dave: I really need to take a shit! (goes into bathroom for a minute)
Jon: That was pretty fast!
Dave: Yeah, it was a one-stop poop.

one-stop poop by Joe Brannen September 26, 2005

swoop and poop 

Management style of not paying much attention to things until the deadline and then criticizing the work thats been done.

What'd bet Jones comes by today and pulls a swoop and poop.

swoop and poop by Attom July 7, 2010

Scoop di poop 

Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop

Turtle: Kanye west is an idiot
Kanye, an intellectual:Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop di poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop.

Scoop di poop by Durdleturtle June 1, 2018

Poop Stool 

A stool or step ladder that is used to elevate one's legs while releasing feces as to increase the amount of poop expelled. It also decreases the time it takes to poop since the poop is expelled faster and easier.

Dog, hand me the poop stool, I'm about to drop some major ass bread and I need all the help I can get to squeeze it out.

Poop Stool by niggasteve11 April 25, 2010