A friend, relative, or associate, that always has a better story than yours. This person
will lie about almost every detail of his story just to be a little
bit better than you. Traits are lonely adolescences with absolutely no friends, and a lot of
cats.
Me: Dude, I hit a
birdie on that last par 5"
One Uper: Well, I just happen to
get an eagle on that
hole.
Me: I won the lottery this weekend.
One Uper: I've won it twice.
Me: How is that possible, duche?