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The sex position of choice is the during the seventies. It is like the popular ’69,’ but a decade later in the disco inferno we call the seventies. Like the sixty-nine, the woman lays on top of the man head-to- toe where both partners can execute oral sex to the others genitals. Make sure the woman is on top so she can use a full head and neck motion to perform her fellatio. The main difference is that the woman, while performing oral sex, sticks her finger up the guy’s ass. This is due to the fact that several years after its heyday, disco and all its leisure suit glory is seen as “kinda gay.” If enacted correctly, both partners will soon be climaxing with full orgasms that coincide to the beat of “That’s the way (uh-huh, uh-huh) I like it (uh-huh, uh-huh.)”
Dude, she got up to the second knuckle when we 79'd.
79 by Austin March 26, 2005
when a girl goes into hyper splits on a guy
we did 79 not 69
79 by taylor rice January 6, 2009
Scoliosis Version Of 69.
That New Shit With Hand Cuffs; So I Heard.
79 by A Man Duh! April 15, 2009
Similar to the position 69 but with a larger woman.
I did 79 with a girl last night and she cracked four of my ribs.
79 by Amo a tu tia August 4, 2018
It means when you are on fire but your pants
My 79 was so lit that my pants had issues
79 by Shavahn104 December 11, 2018
Similar to them sex position known as 69, but the dude is 10 yrs older than the woman.
The best part about being a doctor is I get to 79 all of the nursing students.
79 by Doc_Z April 6, 2019