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Abdomination 

An unattractive lower abdominal section - usually found on women who have had 2 or more large babies. Also known as the "muffin top" or "roll".

The "abdomination" can be characterized as having a cottage cheese texture and or "jowls of the dog" appearance and is often accompanied by stretch marks. The only effective cure is a tummy tuck!
Did you see Lisa in that bikini?
Ya man - she has awesome legs but....her gut is an abdomination!
Abdomination by Exsalad January 4, 2010
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eldritch abomination 

A horrific monster, often of otherwordly origin, that inspires terror and breaks the sanity of those that witness them. These monsters often have ties to the Cthulhu Mythos created by H. P. Lovecraft.
No words could properly describe the eldritch abomination rising from the sea.

Abomination 

Is a person who throughly disappoints the human race, in every form possible
That Chloe is such an abomination
Abomination by clover25407 May 28, 2018

Abomination 

"Who on his right mind would put ketchup on cereals?? That's an abomination!!!!"

"Did you know Juan Domingo Peron used to eat cereals with ketchup? What an abomination!"
Abomination by elmasterkiller420 November 28, 2020

avomination 

An avomination is an abomination so disgusting that it will probably make you throw up.
Jesus, Mary your last meatloaf was terrible but this one is an avomination!
avomination by Slyernz August 25, 2014

Soulless abomination from the nethervoid 

A dark horrid creature from the darkest abyss of hell, usually began their life being baptized in a sea of holy fire. These dark creatures walk our earth feasting on the dicks of the deceased, and on rare occasions living as well.

Little is known about them, they have been known to disguise themselves as 14-18 year old African-american/italian mixed male.
Josh: "Hey johnny wanna go hang out with mike?"

Johnny: "Hell no! Didn't you hear? He's a soulless abomination from the nethervoid

Josh: "Oh no! Hide your dick!

United Abominations 

1. A Megadeth album
2. A Megadeth song

(1) United Abominations is the 11th studio album from heavy metal group Megadeth. United Abominations is conisdered the best album of 2007. It is truly a masterpiece already has some legendary songs. The songs in the album are heavy, fast, and thrashy. The album also contained a remake of "A Tout Le Mode" with "A Tout Le Mode (Set Me Free)" which featured Lacuna Coil singer (and sexy) Cristina Scabbia. The album artwork features Vic Rattlehead in a make over.

The best songs are

"Washington Is Next!"
"Gears of War"
"United Abominations"
"Play For Blood"
"Sleepwalkers"
"À Tout le Monde (Set Me Free)"
"Never Walk Alone... A Call To Arms"

Despite the greatness of the band, the radio, Grammy's, and mainstream America ignored the album and Megadeth once again. They (media) instead publicized Paramore (singer needs a dynamite in her mouth to go boom), Jimmy Eat World (Jimmy! Eat bullets!), My Crappy Romance (Lack Parade sucked), Kelly Clarkson (overated), Carrie Underwood (Before she sings), Taking Lack Sunday, Avril Lavigne (needs to shut her mouth), and Foul Out Boy.

However, United Abominations peaked at #8 on the charts thanks to fans and Gigantour. Megadeth shows what rock is all about! So, I suggest listening to it.

(2) A song from Megadeth, where the lyrics slams the United Nations. The song is slow, but then goes fast.
(1) Tom: Hey! I think MCR's "Black Parade" is the greatest album of all time!

Sleazy Guy: Uh, you said the same thing about Kelly Clarkson's new album.

Tom: So!

Sleazy Guy: Then, you said the same thing when Foul Out Boy release the crappy album.

Tom: Oh, ok, let me hear your best album, Mr. I think

Sleazy Guy *slaps Tom*: shut up and listen

"Sleepwalkers" play

Tom: This is too good! Wow, this guy is talented! Wow, those other bands I love are emberassing!

Sleazy Guy: I know, my suggestion is line them up against the wall and execute!

Tom: what's the name of this album?

Sleazy Guy: United Abominations (1) (2)!