Spadonk 

spadonk is a game played with 4 players a lamp shade and a recycling bin also it is the act of wining in spadonk

That game of spadonk was amazing.
We totally spadonked that game

Spadonk by Notcarter December 20, 2008

spadonk 

Spadonk(v):
Is when one slaps a penis across anothers face.

Hey Jimmy, If you don't stop being a F.A.G I'll spadonk you.

or

O SNAP! YOU JUST GOT SPADONKED!

or

Shit dude, I can't believe you spadonked your mother, thats pure nasty!

spadonk by L33t Sk33ten Sp4d0nk3r October 13, 2007

Spadunkle

The creamy, stringy, lavalamp-like sludge left in the spa/jacuzzi (or jacuzzi tub) after ejaculation.

After I finished ejaculating in the community spa, the powerful water jets whirled my spadunkle around like a hypnotists’ wheel.

Spadunkle by Doughzer Dick June 10, 2010

Spadookie

Spadookie is the cum that drips out of a woman's vagina after she has sex.

No honey, I don't want to have sex and have deal with the spadookie when I go to work.

Spadookie by BernieBear January 16, 2011

Seadonkey Exchange 

An online dating service such as lavalife where you basically look through an online menu of girls and try to arrange a hookup. High volume traders on the seadonkey exchange frequently arrange to meet their prospective piece of ass in a public place so that if they end up being butt ugly they can easily bail on the chick. Other times, guys will have their friends go to the prospective girls place of employment to see if she is too nasty to hit up. It is a Generally Accepted Seadonkey Principle (GASP), that 95% of the girls on seadonkey exchange websites are repulsive. Yet, some men are attracted to the fuck and chuck aspect of the whorish online women. Seadonkey exchanges should be used sparingly and only in times of desparation as they will most certainly result in a large ashamed list.

Barry: Hey Levi, can you go to REI and see if this chick that works there is worth my time?
Levi: Did you meet her on the seadonkey exchange Barry?
Barry: Yeah, what's the big deal?
Levi: It's just that you already have the biggest ashamed list of anybody I know by far. You sure you want to do this?
Barry: Yeah man, I really need some head and my back massaging tool just doesn't get me off like it used to.

Seadonkey Exchange by Lazynutz July 17, 2005

Spadock 

someone who's useless at computers today.. likely a receptionist for a doctor who forgot to book your appointment and got you to waste a trip

What a spadock

Spadock by Flesheatingbug January 19, 2022

Shadonkey 

A wildcard adjective. Generally negative.

"Dude that chick was shadonkey fine"
"Dude what did you do in the bathroom? It smells like shadonkey in there"
"HOLY SHADONKEY! That was crazy"

Shadonkey by Coty Campbell October 6, 2006