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she couldn't tame a unicorn
Unicorns are most widely thought to be simply horses with horns, but a quick Wikipedia search will inform you that the mythology also states that unicorns can only be tamed by female virgins. Hence, if you say "she couldn't tame a unicorn," you're saying that she's not a virgin.
Guy 1: What do you think of that girl over there?
Guy 2: Her? She couldn't tame a unicorn, no chance in hell.
Guy 1: I concur. I bet she's never even been within a thousand miles of a unicorn.
Guy 2: She alone is the reason why unicorns don't exist in this world; they couldn't possibly occupy any place that is far enough from her without spoiling their innocence and purity
Guy 1: Hmm ... so that's why unicorns don't exist ... interesting theory.
Guy 2: Her? She couldn't tame a unicorn, no chance in hell.
Guy 1: I concur. I bet she's never even been within a thousand miles of a unicorn.
Guy 2: She alone is the reason why unicorns don't exist in this world; they couldn't possibly occupy any place that is far enough from her without spoiling their innocence and purity
Guy 1: Hmm ... so that's why unicorns don't exist ... interesting theory.
she couldn't tame a unicorn by Philosofree November 30, 2014
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Tame the animal
V.) When four people grab each limb of person and pull so they cannot escape, leaving the victim helpless. Some versions of this include locking the victim in a cage after taming them. The victim is called an animal because of how much they squirm when being tamed.
“Hey guys, once Parker is out of the bathroom, we should all Tame the animal then lock him in the sauna.”
Tame the animal by Zesty Uncle January 2, 2024
Flame and tame
Flame and tame - Verb - term used to describe the "move" in which a suiter invites a prospective bang maiden to their humble abode under the guise of cooking them dinner (Flame, as in using the stove to prepare your famous beef stroganoff). This dinner is then parlayed into into an all expenses paid trip to pound town (tame, as in taming strange).
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Dawg, I told her my grandmothers empanada recipe is the best there is. When she came over to try them, I executed a seamless flame and tame.
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Dawg, I told her my grandmothers empanada recipe is the best there is. When she came over to try them, I executed a seamless flame and tame.
The flame and tame! Fucking classic!
Flame and tame by DaddyJagweedXOXO69 September 25, 2022
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tameah
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tameara by i am someone you don’t know June 21, 2021