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Short for having a Touch of Down Syndrome. This slang term does not apply to actual people suffering from down syndrome. This instead applies to intoxicated persons who look, act, and talk like they are disabled due to alcohol and/or drugs.
After Sean, Tommy, Sarah, Sara, Mindy, or LEW have too many drinks, they are TODS.

Andre is at 50% TODS but any more alcohol, he will be full blown.

Chuck is so wasted he is making out with that fat chick, he definitely has TODS.
TODS by NumerPing!!! November 22, 2011
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mds tods 

“have you seen that cool ass gc called mandy defense squad tods, in short, mds tods with paige, sam, elif, mandy, katy, shannon, liv and paige’s sam rp account?”

“yes, they are so cool, the ******** wish they had what they have.”
mds tods by xxxbvsxxx March 26, 2020

mds tods 

“have you seen that screenshot katy posted? about the mds tods gc that is? man, they seem to have so much fun. and they’re also so supportive of e/o? I wish I was part of the gang”

“Ikr? the ******** wish they had what they have...”
mds tods by xxxbvsxxx March 26, 2020
Modern slang for “I am gay.”
Oh grace said todsyb? She must be gay.
todsyb by roofgang September 17, 2019

todstile 

noun (todd-sty-ill)

Originating during the rise of the Roman Empire, thought to be compiled by legionnaires with the words 'Todd' and 'Stile'.
A human with the appropriate name of Todd, bent over any variation of fence provided one is able to walk over Todd to the other side of the fence.
Todd was turned into a todstile over a hip high razor-wire fence while his friends clambered over his back to the other side to evade the vicious dog. Todd felt naturally indifferent about this.
todstile by Is me, Mario January 3, 2008

todsaran 

Todsarans are very intelligent and kind always. Sometimes they get angry suddenly but it never happens,

basically. They understand what to do at hard times.
"Todsaran just got the highest score on her test!"
todsaran by We had the same time September 26, 2019