Decrepitating

Another word used to describe an extremely advanced state of decomposition.

"Did you see that zombie with the decrepitating skin?"
"Yeah, he looked perfectly ripe!"

by Somerlea October 6, 2013

Decapitating the german

Masturbation.

- Jim, what are you doing?!
- Nothing, just decapitating the german.

by kubik23_23 February 11, 2018

Decrepitatious

The type of gradual harm that makes one weak and causes increasing dysfunction, rather than outright, immediate harm, for example that of being kicked in the balls.

Julian Assange suffered the decrepitatious effects of being holed up for 7 years.

by rexmortus April 29, 2019

decapitating

Cutting the head off of someone's penis.

Yesterday, Sarah tried decapitating me.
-Bro! What happened to your penis?
It's still in good condition. She only managed to break the condom.

by Gappies July 5, 2020