shitmidget 

A person, usually male, who acts like a douchebag in a manner that comes, not from confidence, but obvious over-compensation for low self-esteem.

"Joe is telling everybody about his hot long-distance girlfriend from Canada again - what a shitmidget."

shitmidget by Mister Satyr March 7, 2009

shitmidget 

n. A small child.

Wow, I never want to have shitmidgets of my own!

shitmidget by inthecorridor September 4, 2009

shmidget 

A nasty little troll human that's gender cannot be determined by the naked eye. It is mandated by human law that they wear diapers to protect others from the unknown. They also must must register with the county and put signs in their front yard notifying the neighborhood that a shmidget lives there.

Old guy in the neighborhood: "HEY!! WAIT DON'T GO IN THERE!! Cant you read the sign?"
New guy in the neighborhood: "What sign?"
Old guy in the neighborhood: "The 'BEWARE OF SHMIDGET' sign out front. Its just too risky.
Old guy in the neighborhood: But this is my house.

shmidget by star bar December 8, 2011

shitmidity 

The humidity that forms after taking a massive shit in a bathroom.

I walked in the bathroom after Joe dropped a steamer and the shitmidity hit me right in the face.

I swear there are times that I've walked into the men's bathroom and it's like I've stepped into the back of a 3rd world outhouse in the middle of summer. Wash your ass, open a window.

shitmidity by indy0968 August 29, 2014

shitfidget 

Any state of posturing or adjusting of the body prior to or after taking a dump.

Shitfidgeting or not there is now way I'm going to make it home before I poop my pants.

poop turtles head EBS poopy pants dance diarrheashitturddumpdookiemud buttshart

shitfidget by chew jo October 23, 2015

Shemidget 

A female midget

That shemidget mom on Little People on TLC.

Shemidget by shemidgetinator March 15, 2010