A dance that is a combination between twerking and daggering that is primarily meant to lower the IQ of both the dancers and to let other people feel better about themselves.
Commonly resulting from a sudden increase in Cocaine fuelled meditation, KMDS can result in late night googling of one's self, foaming at the mouth, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable crying, lazy eye and hair loss.
"He's 50 years old and been screaming at his computer screen like a baby all night, if he turns out to have Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome then at least he won't reproduce."
The heroic and brave act of cracking open a bubbly while you lie on your back as someone performs sexual acts to you. It is an extreme display of profound laziness.
The act of tucking in your undershirt into your boxers or underwear for a better feel and control. It keeps the undershirt from getting untucked and bunching up at the bottom of your tucked in outer shirt.
Oh man I am so glad I am dringing it today, usually when I fly my undershirtbunches up and I look sloppy.