Callen

Callen can either be a first name or a surname. A Callen is a smart, hardworking man who is very loyal to his current girlfriend/wife and will always make sure she's okay. Callen often has trouble understanding who he is, who his family is, but always knows where his loyalties lie. He sees the glass as half-empty but knows the right time to crack a joke.

Girl: "My boyfriend Callen just got a promotion at his job! I'm really proud of him."

Callen by S.G.M July 24, 2016

Callen

Callens always have HUGE dicks, large cocks.

Emily: You talk to that whore callen?

Mary: Yeah, he has a huge dick.

Callen by P1geon March 20, 2022

Callen

Someone with this name is really gorgeous and incredibly hot usually lighter hair, great body and really into sports. But can get very shy around people of the opposite sex, but when he discovers girls, hel get a bit cocky!

Person 1: Wow look at that guy, hes really hot. Do you think i should go over and ask him out?
Person 2: No way hes a Callen.
Person 1: ???
Person 2: You know, Incredibly sexy but shy.
Person 1: Oh riight! yer i know what you mean. Maybe i can introduce him to some girls and bring him out of his shell.
Person 2: good luck, hel probably go all cocky with the amount of attention from girls so soon.

Callen by Mikaela2009 February 22, 2009

callen

a epic gamer everyone should be friends with

wow callens so cool i wanna be his friend

callen by not callen not him November 18, 2020

Callen

Emperor of the wiener squeezing kingdom. He is infamous for destroying opponents with only words. He’s undefeated and certainly not to be trifled with.

Random guy: “screw you Callen!”
Callen: “squeeze my wiener peasant!”
Random guy: *explodes*

Callen by Buttchuglord June 18, 2023

Callen

Callen is a badass vape lord he’s really cool and tends to joke and hurt peoples feelings even though he doesn’t mean to he’s also a vape god

That Callen is pretty bad ass

Callen by Quiten February 7, 2019

Callen

Callen is a beautiful person. They care for their family. They are loyal even to the point where they get their self hurt. They are a perfect gf/bf in every way. They always will defend their friends and help anyone if possible. Callen’s are athletic but they don’t do many sports. They can get annoyed by things easily and can lose their temper. Callen’s are short. They love dancing, hanging out with friends, cooking, baking, drawing, making oc’s, and not getting their homework done. Callen’s get along with everyone.

Cas- “Hey, Callen did you do your homework?”

Callen- “Nope, I stayed up and drew. Want to see?”

Cas- “…fine”

Callen by Lesposcalcas November 12, 2023