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A Brad is a hyper-Masculine/Muscular version of a chad, usually on the football team in high school and typically quite popular.
Deric joined the football team, he's such A Brad have you seen how hot he looks in those red shorts?
A Brad by Namestypicalmeaning February 18, 2021
Noun: The equivilent to B-A-M-F.
Verb: To violently rape.
I A-braded that ho up so bad last night.
a-brad by NicoleCali January 11, 2009

a brad pitt 

"I'm going for a Brad Pitt"
a brad pitt by Reeco14 April 19, 2018

Pulling a brad 

The act of going in to hook up with a girl without asking or planning on it. This is usually done at the most oddest of times, and also is very very random. This lasts for about one minute.
Scene: Two friends are in an argument.

Man 1: I hate you!
Man 2: Holy shit! Jim is pulling a brad.
Pulling a brad by pseudonym13256 August 15, 2011

pulled a brad 

To drive all the way to work to only then realize that you left your work laptop at home and need to drive back and get it; usually performed by people named Brad
Brad: oh shit I forgot my laptop at home again
Everyone: HA! Pulled a Brad!
pulled a brad by smandypants May 24, 2018

Be a Brad 

To be a Brad is to fail a math test while using the calculator.
We can use a calculator on the test, but I hope I don't be a Brad.
Be a Brad by Jay Letterman September 20, 2009