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noun/whole scrotum and or nuts inside of a rectum also offensive word or used for name calling
daniel you have a googit i told you not to go and do cazy stuff like that!
googit by Alejandro Gomes January 11, 2008
verb
gerund or present participle : googstalling

To stall a friend that has asked a question you want him/her to believe you already knew, with a random question or sometimes off topic spiel, so you are able to Google the answer and seem 'in the know'
Difficult to pull off face to face but more suited to phone conversations so as not to alert suspicion(NOTE : Laptop and Desktop PC typing can usually be heard)

The result of the correct answer is then known as a goog-lie (goog-lieing)
Phone conversation

Elton : Hey I watched a great documentary on Lesotho last night, so you know where that is?

Simon : Yes but (the but is where Simon can now googstall and find out the answer) before I forget I'm sure I seen your sister in Tesco last night. (Gather as much info as possible on Google while Elton answers the stall)

Elton : Um, I'm not sure, she may have been there, you'd have to as...

Simon : Sorry to have changed the subject earlier, I think you were asking about Lesotho. Ah yes a lovely, enclaved, landlocked country in Southern Africa, capital is Maseru. What about it?

Elton : Yes that's it, amazing what happened there in 1884...

Simon : I think you mother was with your sister too last night (heard tapping away on keyboard).
Googstall by WelshRuffster March 5, 2017
An obsession with Googling, self-Googling, or otherwise using the Google search engine to answer all of life's questions.
Okay, seriously. He's been Googling so much lately that I swear he's got the googlitis. It's truly getting unhealthy, yo.
googlitis by BonnieG April 10, 2006
A measure of time equal to 60 hours.

It is often easier or more accurate to speak of goorits than to say "two or three days" or "about half a week".
"I'll come back and pick up my order in a goorit. Can you have it ready by then?"

"Minutes are to seconds as goorits are to hours."
goorit by totalabacus February 3, 2009
Infinitely good. The most bestest good. The goodest good there is.
That burger was the best I've ever had, it was goodity.
goodity by dk6114 July 18, 2014

googi googi 

Something Michael Scott would like you to try.
"Try my googi googi. TRY my googi googi. TRY MY googi googi!"
googi googi by Daniel Allen March 22, 2008