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A maneuver that hides a public boner quite effectively. How it is done is to go either side of your crotch with your hand and "swipe" your hand to the opposite side of your crotch and hit your boner. This will cause the boner to go at a vertical position. The key is to have your pants catch your boner at the vertical position.
This technique works pretty much flawlessly when mastered. An expert can even hide a boner without a shirt by using boxers to catch the boner. Trick is to have the underwear go lower than your pants and wear the pants at a good height to cover the vertical boner. You still won't be able to hide the bulge created, but that is awesome to have.
WARNING: Raging public boners still go slightly outward and may still be visible if the force of the restraint is not strong enough to keep the boner back.
This technique works pretty much flawlessly when mastered. An expert can even hide a boner without a shirt by using boxers to catch the boner. Trick is to have the underwear go lower than your pants and wear the pants at a good height to cover the vertical boner. You still won't be able to hide the bulge created, but that is awesome to have.
WARNING: Raging public boners still go slightly outward and may still be visible if the force of the restraint is not strong enough to keep the boner back.
Jesse: "That chick was amazing! How did you not get a boner from that?"
Jon: "You kidding me? Of course I had a boner, but I effectively sideswiped it away like magic."
Jesse: "You are a fucking boss."
Jon: "You kidding me? Of course I had a boner, but I effectively sideswiped it away like magic."
Jesse: "You are a fucking boss."
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the process of masturbating by rubbing the penis on the inside of the left or right thigh with the opposite hand
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a critical observation, especially an oblique one (from a term for a glancing blow with the side of something)
sideswipe by The Return of Light Joker August 8, 2009
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sideswipe by readlesworth August 18, 2010
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While at the park Margie caught Roger looking at another girl and immediately sideswiped him upside the head.
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Rocket League Sideswipe
A pretty decent mobile game. Sideswipe is essentially a simplified version of Rocket League and is probably the only decent thing Psyonix has done since the addition of Supersonic Legend to the RL competitive rank structure. Rocket League Sideswipe was released to the European and North American regions for download not long after the commencement of Season 5 and is probably the only thing Psyonix could have possibly done to redeem themselves after the S4 rewards catastrophe aside from an official announcement regarding a move to Unreal Engine 5.
Also referred to as “Pocket League” by thousands of 12-year-olds who all probably think they’re the first to say it.
Also referred to as “Pocket League” by thousands of 12-year-olds who all probably think they’re the first to say it.
“Bro, have you played Rocket League Sideswipe?”
“Yeah man, it’s pretty dope. Feels good to finally be able to air dribble.”
“Yeah man, it’s pretty dope. Feels good to finally be able to air dribble.”
Rocket League Sideswipe by white_brownie December 4, 2021