Hit the ham 

jerking off

i just hit the ham to pamela anderson

Hit the ham by Martyman October 20, 2008

hit the hammer 

verb; to masturbate, there are a billion other ways to say this, some of the more creative ones:

dick it

hand fuck

prioritize

etc.

Girl 1: Oh my god! I hooked up with Jerry!!!

Girl 2: Ewww, i heard he used to hit the hammer like three times a day

hit the hammer by expresstrain December 19, 2006

hit the frog with a hammer 

1.) getting the problem at hand over with
2.) making a cheese sandwich

1.) The problem is mounting, so we mind as well hit the frog with a hammer.
2.) I am really hungry, so I will go hit the frog with the hammer.

hit the frog with a hammer by Ted Blombaum January 8, 2005