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The Finger Man 

No he doesn't have alot of fingers, he's just here to finger you
John: I met the finger man last night

Alex: Aw dude, that must've been scary

John: No not really
The Finger Man by Lucky_im_gay March 13, 2021

Old Man Tall Finger

When you flip someone the bird, but with absolutely perfect form. All knuckles are completely hidden and down, except those that belong to the middle phalange. Fully extended middle finger, with all other fingers laid flat against the inner palm.
“That dude just gave me the Old Man Tall Finger!”
“Give that bitch the Old Man Tall Finger, let her know you aint playin’!”
“I like to use the Old Man Tall Finger, it’s a classic that is understood across all age groups and languages...”
Old Man Tall Finger by NurseCaca December 6, 2018

Dead man's fingers 

When a girl gets fingered by a guy with really cold hands
"You got fingered last night?"

"Yeah it was freezing though, dead man's fingers"

The Six Fingered Man 

Multiple Officers, utilized to forcibly extract an inmate from a cell.
When inmate Smith went off, the guards called for The Six Fingered Man to come down and kick his ass.
The Six Fingered Man by One Two February 6, 2008

Proddy MacFingers 

A name for one of those annoying twats who smears their fingers all over your computer monitor screen when pointing at some rhubarb.
If Proddy MacFingers touches my monitor again, I swear I'm going to wipe my knob on his screen.
Proddy MacFingers by Cock Flasp August 21, 2006

manlinger 

when the odor of jizz surrounds an individual.
Man 1: Dude, that dude smells like jizz!
Man 2: Yeah, he's got manlinger
manlinger by riddythekid May 18, 2010