the schultz 

1. When a well endowed man shows a girl his member and she runs away sceaming.

2. when an exceptionally well endowed man gets a boner and passes out due to the blood loss

3. when condoms arent big enough and you have to use street cones

megs never been the same since johnny gave have her the schultz

The doctor said that little timmy has the schultz

Dude last night i was with a chick got the schultz, and woke up with a condom in my ass.

dude what the fuck are you putting on your dick, dude i gots the schultz.

the schultz by long dong silver888 November 22, 2009

On-The-Schultz 

Hush, Secret, Quiet, No Disclosure, Confidential

Please keep this conversation "on-the-schultz".

On-The-Schultz by Cure4PAIN August 16, 2006

the schulte 

The act of inserting a tube into the anus and ciphering out boo boo soup

Man jimmy jons threw up after trying the schulte on his boyfriend

the schulte by haagenz March 26, 2011

The Schultah 

A creature that is constantly on the move, very aware of its surroundings. Has the ability to with a seconds notice appear as if he is "working" and as soon as the coast is clear return to its previous wandering behavior.

The Schultah by CB May 20, 2003

The Shultzie 

Ingredients

2 oz.bourbon
.5 oz.Grand Marnier®
several dash bitters
1 maraschino cherry

Directions

Served on the rocks with a cherry. Add orange slice or use another kind of whiskey if you wish. Take care to spell the name correctly; if you spell it with a 'c' it won't taste nearly as good!

Quiero bebir una The Shultzie, porque es muy deliciosa.

The Shultzie by Vitalic February 24, 2014

The Shultzie 

Ingredients

2 oz.bourbon
.5 oz.Grand Marnier®
several dashes bitters
1 maraschino cherry

Directions

Served on the rocks with a cherry. Add orange slice or use another kind of whiskey if you wish. Take care to spell the name correctly; if you spell it with a 'c' it won't taste nearly as good!

I would like to drink The Shultzie, because it is very delicious.

The Shultzie by Vitalic February 19, 2014

schulz the beer

To show up at a party with beer, drink someone else's beer and take yours home with you.

Hey, watch Big Jim or he'll schulz the beer and we'll be thirsty tomorrow.

schulz the beer by TheBrewGuy February 9, 2010