Judas's Dick 

When you are too drunk too fuck. In other words, when you drink so much that you are unable to achieve and/or maintain an erection.

Man, I picked up this super hot chick in a bar last night; but when we got back to my place, I had Judas's Dick!

Judas's Dick by So crazy anonymous it hurts May 17, 2020

Judas shuffle 

(Catholicism) The act of leaving Mass early, typically between receiving communion and the concluding rite, without a justifiable reason for doing so. The Judas shuffle is named after Judas Iscariot, who left the Last Supper (the first Mass/Divine Liturgy) early in order to summon the guards to arrest Jesus.

My brother did the Judas shuffle because he wanted to watch the football game.

Judas shuffle by sambarnes February 28, 2008

judas seat 

An iron pyriamid used in middle ages as punishment.
One would be stripped naked and lowered to the Judas Seat by a system of ropes. One would be forced to sit on the point of the metal pyramid for several days. This makes it impossible for the trangressor to sleep.

Also named Judas Throne and, more commonly, Judas Cradle

"I saw him steal the bread with my own two eyes!"
"To the Judas Seat!"

judas seat by Dennis90 January 3, 2007

Judas Shuffle 

"Judas Shuffle" is a knock off of the phrase Cupid Shuffle. Except Judas Shuffle is used in negative reference to a person...

Leaving a lecture or talk before the speaker has completely concluded.

Or

Leaving church near the end of the service or mass but before it has actually ended.

1) Man, as soon as he said, "In conclusion", Half the audience did the Judas Shuffle.

2) Dude, as soon as we started singing the closing song, half the church left.

I know man, Its the Judas Shuffle.

Judas Shuffle by WarningIAMJAKe December 16, 2009

judah's missery 

A hard nutshot square in the balls

I just gave ethans balls a Judah's Missery

judah's missery by Peachtheboss February 28, 2017

Judas slice 

The end pieces on a loaf of bread. These slices are the most despised of all bread slices as everyone reaches around them to get to a normal piece. Having a Judas slice served to you feels like betrayal because you know the person giving it to you just wants to finish off the loaf so they can open a new one. Name is derived from John 13:26 where Jesus indicated which disciple was to betray him at the Last Supper by dipping bread into a dish and giving it to Judas Iscariot. The bread - if taken from a whole loaf - would have been one of the ends, thus making it the Judas slice.

"Hey bro, want a sammich? Just got two slices left!"

"Yeah, the Judas slices. No thanks!"

"I'll just throw it out then."

Judas slice by Werd_Smythe September 18, 2014

swooping judas

a fellow who steals the girl, date, or potential hookup from their friend who was pursuing the girl that night.

Mike: dude your such a fucking swooping judas!!!!! you knew i wanted your such a fucking dick!!!!

Nick: dude its not my fault she wanted my dick and not your, shes the one that came on to me.

Mike: your an asshole.

swooping judas by kingswooper July 22, 2009